Not too long ago, I was cruising thru Facebook to see how everyone was doing and I came across one guy’s page. He was talking about how he wants to find and marry that special someone and he posted up the most beautiful wedding dress that I have ever seen. To be honest with you, I was rather shocked that he was single, considering the fact that he seemed like a very decent guy. I don’t know him personally but from the things that I’ve learned about him on Facebook, he seems like he has his head on straight. So yeah, I was surprised to learn that he was still single.
On the other hand, I kinda understood his dilemma. The reason why is because you have such a vast amount of gold-digging heffas that are overshadowing the women who stand for something. I thought that since Michelle Obama had came onto the scene, that a lot of these women would get a glimpse of some sense and try to be better in the way that they carry themselves and how they interact with men.
However, that hasn’t been the case. It just gets worse and the women are wearing less and less clothing. Women, if you’re tired of attracting men that treat you like a piece of meat, stop dangling your meat in his face. That’s like an idiot dangling a piece of raw steak in front of a hungry lion and not expecting for the lion to try and get it. If you don’t want men to constantly focus on your lil’ monkey between your legs, then stop making your lil’ monkey the main ingredient when you meet a guy.
Not too long ago, Steve Harvey wrote a book titled, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, which is a pretty good book. However, when he wrote the book and told women to think like a man, I really don’t think that he meant that in the sense that women should BE men. Let me tell you what I mean by that: Women, it’s okay to be independent but know when to turn that crap off. Men (straight men) do not want to come home to a man. In other words, stop walking around with a mentality that is so hard, you make us all think that YOU are the one carrying the penis in the relationship. It’s been my understanding that men like to come home to the softness and calmness that only a woman can provide, especially after having a rough day at work. So be just what he needs…not what he despise.
And I know some women are gonna hate me for saying this but it’s my opinion and I’m gonna say it anyway: DO NOT GET DOWN ON BENDED KNEE AND PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO YOUR MAN!!!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING IN THE WORLD!!!!! YOU ARE EMASCULATING HIM!!!!! THAT IS A TRUE EXAMPLE OF TAKING AWAY A MAN’S BALLS!!!!! LET HIM PROPOSE TO YOU!!!!! A MAN WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN HE’S READY TO GET MARRIED!!!!!
And whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT go into a relationship with your new man, thinking that he can cure your bitter heart. If you know doggone well that you’re still bitter from what some jackass did to you over ten years ago, get yourself together before you enter into a new relationship. And by the way, stop being bitter, PERIOD. Learn from that horrible mistake, wish your former lover well in life, and move on. That fool isn’t worth you losing a lifetime of happiness with Mr. Do Right. Now if you choose to ignore what I’m saying to you and continue to remain bitter, you will more than likely take it out on your new man who won’t be your man for long if you continue to remain bitter over what happened in your past.
Men, this is how you can tell that you are dealing with a bitter woman: Let’s say that you come over to your woman’s house for dinner. It’s a rainy Friday night and the two of you just wanna have dinner and cuddle and watch a DVD. You notice that your lady is cooking mashed potatoes and fried chicken for dinner and you can’t wait to sink your teeth into it. Once dinner is ready and the both of you sit down to eat, she notices that you didn’t eat all of the meat on your chicken wing. In fact, you only ate the flat part of the wing and left the half-eaten drummette sitting on your plate.
Before you can get a chance to thank her for the scrumptious meal, sista girl hauls off and straight punches you in the forehead and smooth knock you out of your seat. All of a sudden, you just see her fists flying and you’re having a hard time blocking her blows because you’re rather startled by what’s happening. Chicken and mashed potatoes are scattered all over the damn place, making her house look like a crime scene and she’s constantly screaming to you, “Get the hell outta my house!” And why did she kick your ass? Because the half-eaten chicken wing that you left on your plate reminded her of how her cheating ex-boyfriend used to eat his chicken wings. Well, you may not have been able to dodge the beat-down that she laid on you but you were able to dodge a bullet when it came to you thinking about marrying her.
On the flip side, I want you men out there to get your act together as well. The worst thing that you can do to a good woman is get her to believe that you’re gonna be her dream man but then you turn out to be a total nightmare. If you know damn well that you’re only with this woman because you just got kicked outta your mama’s house and you need a place to lay your head, let me be the first to inform you that karma is a deadly disease that you don’t wanna catch. What you do in the dark will be brought to light and when the smoke clears, you’ll be the one standing outside of your mama’s stoop, wearing nothing but your dirty sh*t-stained underwear.
Men, all I’m saying is know exactly what it is that you want. If you want ONE woman in your life, be honest about it. And when you find her, make sure that you show her just how important she is to you. Love her even when she farts in the bed and snores like a stuffed pig. Love her at her best and love her at her worst.
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